The 10 Funniest Entries On Urban Dictionary Will Surely Make You Laugh
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TweetDefensive Eating
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Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
"Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food."
Darth Breather
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Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.
"Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me."
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